I Have To Much Money

Perhaps one of the faintest glimmers of sententious I have ever had:
"An intelligent smart person has money"

Oh a dent in my new $200.000 car arggggg.
Someone is trespassing on my 100 acres of beach.
The cat just threw up a hair ball on my $5000 couch.
Oh shit I spilled coffee on my $300 pants.
Crap I scuffed my $500 shoes.
Oh I can't help you....sorry I might get dirty.
Mechanic says the jet needs a complete over haul.
Wife wants divorce............ $100.000 a month in Alimony......

Ah shit another dent to the collection..........oh well :)
Trespassing? no problem I don't own it. :)
Cat is worth more than couch :)
Who can afford store bought coffee?. Good Will is open seven days a week now :)
I fear flying anyway :)
Wife?.......she left eons ago......Girl Friend actually has a job.... :)

I smile almost everyday................... not all day.....LOL my mouth would get sore........... :)

But those with real money LOOK like this ALOT.......... I seldom do <3