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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Ten Best Ways To Totally Ruin Your Life

1. Tell Your Wife She's Fat

2. Buy a Pitbull and move next door to a Catlady

3. Give Your Kid a Trumpet For Christmas

4. Hire a Home remodeler-on the cheap

5. Let Your Uncle Willie-Fix your car

6. Quit Your Job-This week

7. Buy Commodity Options-on oil

8. Elect Ralph Nadar-President

9. Take Your Vacation-in Lebanon

10. Move Your Mother in Law-In with You

Anymore You can think Of?

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