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Sunday, September 21, 2014

Make Me Happy Gary Graefen

I need some joy today, I want some peace. I want my life to be smooth as silk and flow like a river.
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Monday, September 8, 2014

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Friday, September 5, 2014

I've Got Crabs You F--ker

A long time ago. I was forced to rent a room in a "House" that catered to low income men. The landlady told me to get a mattress out of the garage. So I did. I had sheets etc. Made the bed. Slept on it a couple nights. I wasn't supposed to have female guests. But had a Scottish girl friend named Margaret. She had a thick Scottish Brogue and could drink any man you ever met under the table, 55 beers one night. Anyway we had a night of intimacy, not giving much thought. Two days later I started to get a horrible crotch itch. The mattress had crab eggs in it. So I got a bad case. And so did poor Margaret. She calls me on the phone. Now say this to yourself and use a heavy Scottish accent. You Fucker Garry, you gave me crabs you fucker. crabs Garry: I started to laugh, Click- Well it was fun while it lasted.


















A lice-killing lotion containing 1% permethrin or a mousse containing pyrethrins and piperonyl butoxide can be used to treat pubic ("crab") lice. These products are available over-the-counter without a prescription at a local drug store or pharmacy. These medications are safe and effective when used exactly according to the instructions in the package or on the label.











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